Hey!!!

This could have been one of the most difficult messages for a lady to read at that hour of the night...
Now hey... hey... I write about women not because I am gay or a homosexual it's only because I have become a strong feminist...
Now this message that I sent to this really good friend of mine was a little shocking for her to read because she hadn't expected this in between her work hours...
I got her to read the complete message though... Women being a little more curious when compared to guys I thought of telling her about it...
This is how i started thinking of the message... My husband got off the bed and decided to use the rest room...

When he left the bedside... I got up and picked my phone...
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This is the message I typed:

"Hi >>>>>, A special note for you my friend. Always do this whenever it troubles you and never forget.................
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Shitting at least once helps...
Luv
Nitie Nite...

This was it and she called me just to request me to avoid talking about things that don't matter after shedding...

This is it!